Boomer Yearbook Blog » marketing baby boomers http://boomeryearbook.com/blog Connecting Boomers for Fun and Profit Fri, 18 Feb 2011 00:24:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Santa Baby: The Five Sexiest Christmas Gifts for Women http://boomeryearbook.com/blog/2009/11/24/santa-baby-the-five-sexiest-christmas-gifts-for-women/ http://boomeryearbook.com/blog/2009/11/24/santa-baby-the-five-sexiest-christmas-gifts-for-women/#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:53:35 +0000 Administrator http://boomeryearbook.com/blog/?p=5253 Santa Baby: The Five Sexiest Christmas Gifts for Women: BoomerYearbook.com

Santa Baby: The Five Sexiest Christmas Gifts for Women: BoomerYearbook.com

This series of articles from Boomer Yearbook explores the fascinating and varied sexual behavioral patterns that occur as a result of the impact of the modern World; the challenges faced by men and women of the new age and the hurdles that must be addressed: Boomer Yearbook’s Guide and Coaching Strategy for the baby boomer generation.

Dr. Karen for BoomerYearbook.com

Let’s begin with the UNsexiest Christmas gifts, and pay attention boys! Psychological articles recommend that buying your lady an inappropriate Christmas gift could seriously damage your health…

• Kitchenalia: This includes toasters; blenders; food processors and especially new saucepans. Lady baby boomers do not wish to see anything that grates, cuts, chops or juices under the Christmas tree.
• Handkerchieves: Who uses handkerchieves nowadays apart from elderly people who should be persuaded that tissues are more hygienic?
• Practical pyjamas: PYGAMAS?! What were you thinking?! Ditto slippers.
• Socks: Socks are everyday wear and should not be given as gifts, especially at Christmas and never to ladies.
• Cookbooks: (See Kitchenalia). Groan… We are not interested in what you want to eat! Well, perhaps we are but not at Christmas and not as part of a thoughtful Christmas gift. Save the cookbooks for Valentine’s Day (uh – no that was a joke…)

The sexy stuff is what makes the World go round for lady baby boomers with a taste for romance. However, it is important when buying sexy presents for ladies to bear in mind that not every push up balcony black lace bra and matching thong will be to your lady’s taste. If you are in the least unsure about what your lady likes to wear in the undergarment section, do yourself a favor and stay well clear of the lingerie department.

If you insist that sexy undies are the way forward, remember that ladies lingerie stores are patronized mostly by ladies shopping for themselves – don’t handle the merchandise; don’t loiter near the changing cubicles and don’t ogle other shoppers to try to guess their size – it’s rude and might land you in trouble, so ask the sales assistant for help. Psychological articles show us that a great number of obsessive personalities start their careers in lingerie departments!

Safe bets

• Many lady baby boomers like soft white cotton nightwear and expensive, high thread cotton or embroidered bed linen. Yummy.
• Perfume, French and plenty of it. Do not under any circumstances buy the smallest size available unless you want to join the turkey in the oven.
• Theatre tickets. Okay these are borderline sexy but many lady baby boomers like to get them
• Jewelry. Same rules as perfume but not necessarily French.
• Chocolates; sexy pillows; music CDs; books and leather goods are all welcome but only in quantity.

Gift wrap absolutely everything. If you cannot gift wrap, ask a friend to help you.

Merry Christmas Santa Baby!

The Psychological Article on Santa Baby: The Five Sexiest Christmas Gifts for Women is part of Boomer Yearbook’s continuing series of baby boomers psychological coaching tips and how to alleviate elderly problems. We believe knowledge is power. We’d love to hear what you think.

Boomer Yearbook is a Social Network and Psychological Articles for Baby Boomers. Connect with old and new friends, or expand your mind and ward off senior moments and elderly problems with dream analysis and online optical illusions and brain games provided by clinical psychologist Dr. Karen Turner. Join other Baby Boomers to stay informed, receive weekly Newsfeeds, and let your opinions be heard. Baby boomers changed the world. We’re not done yet!

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The Eternal Sugar Daddy: Giving Gifts in Exchange for Sex http://boomeryearbook.com/blog/2009/11/24/the-eternal-sugar-daddy-giving-gifts-in-exchange-for-sex/ http://boomeryearbook.com/blog/2009/11/24/the-eternal-sugar-daddy-giving-gifts-in-exchange-for-sex/#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:40:49 +0000 Administrator http://boomeryearbook.com/blog/?p=5248 The Eternal Sugar Daddy: Giving Gifts in Exchange for Sex: BoomerYearbook.com

The Eternal Sugar Daddy: Giving Gifts in Exchange for Sex: BoomerYearbook.com

This series of articles from Boomer Yearbook explores the fascinating and varied sexual behavioral patterns that occur as a result of the impact of the modern World; the challenges faced by men and women of the new age and the hurdles that must be addressed: Boomer Yearbook’s Guide and Coaching Strategy for the baby boomer generation.

There are always younger women who will sleep with older men for money and there are always men happy to pay for the privilege of escorting eye candy around town to the envy of his friends. Baby boomers who fall into the category of ‘sugar daddy’ are surprisingly proud of being just that – someone who supplies all kind of goodies to younger women who sleep with them for expensive gifts; living allowances; cars; rent; clothes; whatever.

The drawbacks for both people involved in this sad type of relationship are obvious. For baby boomers who happily part with their pension for the joy of sex and a young sexual partner, there are a number of risks. For those who are already married to someone else there is the risk of discovery and causing terrible pain; there is the real risk that the man will develop genuine feelings for the younger woman that are not reciprocated and vice versa; also, when such associations come to an end there is rarely an amicable separation.

Baby boomers who become sugar daddies often begin their relationship with the younger woman with a genuine and affectionate aim to make them look prettier – buying new outfits simply to gratify their own desire to deck their dream girl in the best of everything – it becomes a problem when Dream Girl gets used to the idea of being pampered and spoiled. Psychological articles describe such relationships as one sided; shallow and often emotionally damaging as both participants end up with emotional baggage.

A girl who has been materially spoiled by the attentions of an older man might have a great deal of difficulty adjusting to a ‘normal’ relationship later on. She becomes accustomed to having the best of everything at an extraordinarily early stage in life. Adjustments are necessary when a more grounded relationship dictates that she limit her spending and her acquisitiveness to the limits of a shared budget that does not stretch to designer clothes and jewelry.

Psychological articles tend to advise that the effect of such a relationship breaking up is even more severe for the older man than the younger woman; probably because age often gets in the way of swift recovery from any break up. Baby boomers getting into a one sided sugar daddy role should consider the possible fallout before entering into any sticky commitments!

The Psychological Article on The Eternal Sugar Daddy: Giving Gifts in Exchange for Sex is part of Boomer Yearbook’s continuing series of baby boomers psychological coaching tips and how to alleviate elderly problems. We believe knowledge is power. We’d love to hear what you think.

Boomer Yearbook is a Social Network and Psychological Articles for Baby Boomers. Connect with old and new friends, or expand your mind and ward off senior moments and elderly problems with dream analysis and online optical illusions and brain games provided by clinical psychologist Dr. Karen Turner. Join other Baby Boomers to stay informed, receive weekly Newsfeeds, and let your opinions be heard. Baby boomers changed the world. We’re not done yet!

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